Queen & Cat
Queen and Cat
Prologue:
When Queen finds a small dint in her crown she momentarily loses a sense of her identity and then she asks:
Who am I not?
Poor Cat has had a lapse of common sense by sleeping on Queen's Crown!
Queen and Cat have a lot to learn about seeing things as they are.
***
After examining her face in the mirror, Queen raised her hand to her head to adjust her crown.
“My Crown!” She exclaimed. “It seems to have a dint in it?”
Cat let one eyelid shut, quickly snapped the other with its camera-lens-like shutter and fell into a
catnap and purred...to himself…or so he thought…
"A Queen with a dint in her crown just isn’t a Queen anymore".
Cat stretched a grin from ear to ear and yawned – and, with a relaxed gesture of his gartered
right forepaw tucked it under his chin and purred.
Queen snapped. “Perhaps Cat sat on it! Perhaps Cat’s stolen my identity and has hidden it
underneath his whiskers?”
Cat’s eyes opened fast and then he sprang to his feet!
Cat screeched. “Your Highness! Not me!”
Queen would have none of his excuses.
“If I have lost my identity then you ... then who are you?
If I no longer know you to be whoever you are, then whoever you do not exist!”
Cat’s fur stood up on end, and his eyes opened wide.
Queen brought her face closer to this unidentifiable object once known as Cat, and with her
Crown still askew she said:
"What is left of that identity that both you and I thought we to be is gone! Vanished!”
Cat leapt through the air onto the windowsill and made a terrible noise on the glass as he
scratched to be let out...Then he turned and bowed so lowly that he almost fell off the ledge...
"Your Majesty"...Cat said... “You will always be my Queen...and I your humble servant, M le
Chat.”
“M le Chat? What is that? What is Chat? As for all the rest of what you have said I know not of!
Your Majesty…and Queen? Are these frivolities you name? Of what nonsense do you speak?”
Queen lifted the Crown off her head, brought it under her nose for the closer examination then in
one swift gesture put it on Cat's head.
Cat stared anxiously but dared not purr.
"Cat! You napped in the wrong place"!
Cat meowed and meowed to be let out.
The invisible Queen said. "A little less purrfect, M le Chat, than you thought yourself to be,
hmmm? Queen in name only – A dint or not a dint!!! A Queen or not a Queen? A Cat or not a Chat?”
Then the invisible Queen leant forward and lifted her Crown back off M le Chat’s temple and
she began to attempt to pull it back into shape. She patted it back on her head again and then she
paced around the room.
“It’s the way that it is! I am wearing the so-called Queen’s crown with a slight dint in it. We are
both a little less purrfect a Queen and Cat than you and I thought ourselves to be.”
With that, Cat sprang to his feet and leapt into the so-called Queen’s arms. The Crown with the
slightest dint in it toppled off her head and smashed into trillions of pieces...
Both he and Queen grinned at each other.
Now we are both free of a fixed identity!
The cat-less M. le Chat purred and the so-called Queen laughed...
...journey to be continued...
Janice Slater © 2023
Coloured drawing: Katka Adams ©2023
Ink drawing: Janice Slater © 2023
https://australianjazzrealbook.com/artists/janice-slater/




Comments
Thank you so much Gina! It was such a lovely story to write and share.
I am so thrilled that you loved this Jo!
It's one of my favourites! Many thanks.